I am sure I am not the only one who does not relish being puked on in the middle of the night, it is....well....GROSS. I could tell things were off with Keir yesterday as he really wasn't interested in eating anything at all(not even yogurt which should have been a huge tip off), and yet I wasn't expecting to be woken up at 2:30 in the morning to that horrible
retching sound and a sweet little boy who proceeded to cover my freshly made bed and pillow and me in vomit. (Seriously does this kid have something against clean sheets? I finally got my butt in gear and changed my sheets after, well it's far to embarrassing to tell you how long it had been, and not 12 hours later they are being puked on. So I start screaming for Chris to come up and help me(apparently he was staying up late last night) and
Keir continues his
vomiting spree.
So Chris comes up and we change Keir's pj's and Chris takes him while I change the bedding, I put a towel down in his spot and then a blanket down to make it soft and comfy for him. At this point he is very tired and yet very restless and is rolling around and climbing on me and trying to get comfy, which makes for a very very awake mama. So finally he falls asleep and I suppose I do as well as the next thing I know
I'm waking up to
retching again. I quickly grab Keir and hold a blanket under his mouth as he continues to vomit up the remaining contents of his stomach, all over the blanket
I'm holding, our quilt and his second pair of pj's. So off the pj's come, new ones placed on him, a new blanket over the towel, a new quilt to cover us with and once again we attempt to go to sleep. This time he wants to nurse, which I am a bit reluctant to do because I know it means more vomit in the hours to come, but at the same time I want to keep him happy and hydrated, so we both fall asleep with him at the breast.
Ding Ding Ding...Round 3...once again
I'm woken up to the
retching and I wake
Chris up to hand me a towel(from the stack of towels, blankets and pj's he has placed beside the bed). Once again he has managed to cover a blanket, towel and his pj's, luckily he has missed all of the bedding so it's an easy change at this point. So we change him into his 3rd pair of pj's and
Chris takes all the offending pieces of clothing and blanket off to the tub which is rapidly filling up with the vomit covered articles, and we all attempt to go back to sleep.
Round 4, awoken to
retching, this time with a pounding headache(i need sleep). This time the
vomiting is accompanied by
diarrhea, lovely!! So we lay a blanket down on the bed to change him and now his clothes are covered in vomit and poop...poop which is up his back, down his legs and all over his
stomach...ugh. So once again new
jammies...4
th pair I think. This time I tell
Chris he has to take some of this stuff down to the washer and put a load in
cuz I can't face all this in the morning with no sleep and a sick baby.
Round 5, move vomit, more pj's, and a clock that says it's almost time to get up...sigh.
Morning time, how exciting, Chris is able to stay home a bit late and take Ewan so that is one less worry, I am so tired my head is pounding despite the middle of the night
Tylenol. So
I'm up for lots and lots of coffee. Mom comes over to watch the boys while I go to get Ewan and basically I spend the rest of the day nursing a very very sad little boy....sleepy...